Have a Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays  unless you are a pit bull, pit bull mix, or a Rottweiler. That's right: Do not wish Pit Bulls a Merry Christmas. Oh and have a Merry Christmas but do NOT wish a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays, or any form of daily pleasantries to blonde women. Steer clear of all blonde women, especially the ones who highlight their … [Read more...]